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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 08:21

Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Thumbs down again.
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do I promote my book to get it reviewed and grow an audience if I already published it?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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